1. |
Stay
01:35
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hey
I’m Zayde
so
lovely to meet you but I
don’t have time
to stay
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2. |
Before It Gets Cold
01:08
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Eat your ice cream before it gets cold.
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3. |
Take the Arabout
00:45
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I was a boy when a soldier came
Soldier came to take me away
Take that little Arab
Take that little Arab
Arab
Arab
I was a boy when a savior came
Savior came to take me away
Take that little Arab
Take that little Arab
Arab
Arab
Arab
Arab
Take the Arabout
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4. |
Stop Talking Shit
01:09
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Stop talking shit
Just stop talking shit
Now you really oughta
Now you really oughta
Stop talking shit
Just stop talking shit
About your fellow human b-e-i-n-g-s
Now you really oughta
Stop talking shit
Just stop talking shit
About your fellow human b-e-i-n-g-s
All that shit you talking
All that shit you talking
All that shit you talking
All that shit you talking
Makes your breath stink
Makes your breath stink
Makes your breath stink real bad
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5. |
Xmas in July
01:01
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"Happy 4th of July!" says the neighbor.
"Don’t believe in Santa," I reply.
Neighbor doesn't get it,
neither do I.
But life is short,
and if you can't laugh,
you can cry.
But baby, don't cry,
No, no, no, no.
Rest assured,
in the lightest of times,
the dark will prevail.
(No, it won't.)
(Yes, it might.)
And the neighbor might find
that it's Christmas in July.
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6. |
I Am But What Am I
01:32
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I am the number 1
I am the number 2
I am a pun
I am a punk
I am a point of view
I am a hazelnut
I am a radio
I am AM
I am a femme
I am a jelly roll
I am but what am I
I am but what am I
I am but what
I am but what
I am but what am I
I am a lot of things
I am a lottery
I am Allah
I am a lie
I am a lima bean
I am but what am I
I am but what am I
I am but what
I am but what
I am but what am I
I am but what am I
I am but what am I
I am but what
I am but what
I am but what
I am but what am I
I am a Subaru
I am an ampersand
I am a can of tuna fish in Buddha's underpants
I am a lunatic
I am a looney tune
I am, I am, I am green eggs and ham
I am a “walk a mile in somebody else’s…”
Choose
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7. |
Sit It
01:17
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If you can't stand it
If you can't stand it
If you can't stand it
If you really can't stand it
Sit it
So you really can't stand it
So you really and you truly can't stand it, I see
So you really and you truly and and and
You swear upon your Mama's grave:
"Ma, get me outta here. I can't stand this song."
Sit it
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8. |
Ladybug
01:24
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What you gonna do when you're in
Do when you're in
What you gonna do when you're in
What you gonna do when you're in need of luck?
Need of luck?
1 800 L-A-D-Y
L-A-D-Y
1 800 L-A-D-Y
B-U-G
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
1-800 L-A-D-Y-B-U-G
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
Ladybug
What you gonna do when you're in need of luck?
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9. |
Purple Cow
01:11
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Going, going, gone!
Build a purple cow that will
Lodge itself in the...
Build a purple cow that will
Lodge itself in the...
With a "moo-moo" here
And a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo"
There a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Build a purple cow that will
Lodge itself in the...
Build a purple cow that will
Lodge itself in the...
Build a purple cow that will
Lodge itself in the...
With a "moo-moo" here
And a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo"
There a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo
Build a purple cow that will
Lodge itself in the...
Lodge itself in the consumer's b-r-a-i-n
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10. |
Big Hunk O' Love
01:00
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When I wake up in the morning
I wake up in the mood
Wake up in the
Wake up in the
Wake up in the mood to have a
Big Hunk O' Love in my mouth, baby
Big Hunk O' Love in my mouth, uh-huh
Big Hunk O' Love in my mouth
Big Hunk O' Love
In the middle of the day
Lemme tell you something, man
Lemme tell you something
Nothing better
Nothing better
Nothing better than a little
Big Hunk O' Love in my mouth, baby
Big Hunk O' Love in my mouth, uh-huh
Big Hunk O' Love in my mouth
Big Hunk O' Love
When it's getting kinda late
And the sun's going down
I get the craving
I get the craving
I get the craving
You know what I want
I want a
Big Hunk O' Love in my mouth, baby
Big Hunk O' Love in my mouth, uh-huh
Big Hunk O' Love in my mouth
Big Hunk O' Love
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11. |
Deep into the Mud
00:58
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When you find yourself stuck
You gotta go with your gut
But if you can't go with your gut
You gotta go with your butt
But if you can't go with your butt
Then you're shit out of luck
Now when you're shit out of luck
Get yourself a shiny, new truck
And drive it deep into the mud
Deep into the mud
Deep into the mud
Deep into the mud
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12. |
Fat, Sugar and Salt
02:08
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I dream of you night and day
No one, no one can love me more than you
Fat, Sugar and Salt
My one and only to the end
Fat, Sugar and Salt
I dream of you night and day
No one, no one, no one can love me more than you
Fat, Sugar and Salt
You make it easy to say yes
Fat, Sugar and Salt
I anticipate our next rendezvous
Next rendezvous
Next rendez-v-o-u-s
Fat, Sugar and Salt
My one and only to the end of the end of the end
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13. |
Just Then
01:33
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If not now, when?
Just then.
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14. |
Lord Thorogood
01:02
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Thorogood
Thorough good
Thorogood
Thorough good
Lord Thorogood
Thorough good
Lord Thoro(ugh)good
Is bad to the
Bad to the
Bad to the
B-o-n-e
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15. |
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Smells like crap
Bird don't bitch, bird don't bitch
Smells like crap
Fly don't fuss, fly don't fuss
Smells like crap
Maggot don't mind, maggot don't mind
Smells like crap
Dumpster don't give a damn
Smells like ass
Rat rejoice, rat rejoice
Smells like ass
Squirrel don't stress, squirrel don't stress
Smells like ass
Worm won’t whine, worm won’t whine
Smells like ass
Dumpster don't give a damn
No, no
Dumpster don't give a damn
Dumpster don't give a damn doo doo
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16. |
Brite
00:28
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My Dad is brown
My Mom is white
That makes me br-ite
But not too bright
Hey!
I'm brite but not too bright
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17. |
Eats Us All
01:01
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Climate change
Kid's a beast
Growing boys
Gotta eat
Black, white, POC
Diet need diversity
Climate change
Tell me, bro
Where we headed?
"Raven know!"
Left, right, rich, po'
Raven says, "never mo"
Climate change eats us all
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18. |
Babblegum
01:40
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All you do is talk, talk, talk
Babblegum, babblegum, babblegum pop
Even when you have no thing to say you say thing anyway
Babblegum pop, babblegum pop
Babblegum, babblegum, babblegum pop
Babblegum pop, babblegum pop
Babblegum, babblegum, babblegum pop
Your mouthful of babblegum sticks to my brain
Your mouthful of babblegum is sticky as a dumb pop song
You sure have the gift of bab
Even when you have no bill to bab you bab-ble still-lil-lil
Still-lil-lil
Still-lil-lil
Babblegum pop
Babble, babble, babble, babble, babblegum pop
The tower of Babelgum sticks in the sky
The tower of Babelgum is getting higher and higher
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19. |
Bad Boy
01:06
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I’m a bad boy, bad as Thorogood.
I’m a bad boy, bad as Thorogood is thorough bad.
I’m a bad boy.
I’m a bad boy, heading for the pen.
I’m a bad boy, heading for the Pennyroyal Tea.
I’m a bad boy.
I’m a bad boy, living on the edge.
I’m a bad boy, living on the Edge of Seventeen.
I’m a bad boy.
I’m a bad boy, head as hard as rock.
I’m a bad boy, head as hard as Rocky Mountain High.
I’m a bad boy.
What you gon' do?
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20. |
Mother's Eyes
01:29
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If you want to love your fellow man,
see him through his mother’s eyes.
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21. |
My Bare Lady
00:50
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London bridge is being bombed
Being bombed
Being bombed
London bridge is being bombed
All the while
You and I go in and out
In and out
In and out, in and out
You and I go in and out
My bare lady
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22. |
Free From War
00:45
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When every human being
is pooping regularly
we will be free
from
war
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23. |
Think Big Kick Ass
00:31
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I been thinkin' big
gonna kick some Donald rump
kick some Donald rump
kick some Donald rump
I been thinkin' big
gonna kick some Donald rump
kick some Donald rump
kick some Donald rump
Donald rump
Donald rump
Donald rump
Donald rump
kick some Donald rump
kick some Donald rump
Donald rump
Donald rump
Donald rump
Donald rump
I been thinkin' big
gonna kick some Donald rump
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24. |
Let There Be Light
01:54
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I woke up this morning
right before the sun rose.
I took to my duty
like a king
to his throne
and I waited
for the Almighty
to move.
And God said, "Let there be light."
And John said, "Here comes the sun."
And God said, "Let there be shite."
And John said, "doo doo doo doo."
And I say, "It's alright."
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25. |
EIEIO
01:55
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O-I-E-I-E
E-I-E-I-O
O-I-E-I-E
O-I-E-I-E
E-I-E-I-O
O-I-E-I-E
E-I-E-I-O
O-I-E-I-E
O-I-E-I-E
E-I-E-I-O
Do you remember
Do you remember
Do you remember
Do you remember
Do you remember me?
O-I-E-I-E
E-I-E-I-O
O-I-E-I-E
O-I-E-I-E
E-I-E-I-O
I gave my life to
I gave my life to
I gave my life to
I gave my life to
I gave my life to you
O-I-E-I-E
E-I-E-I-O
O-I-E-I-E
O-I-E-I-E
E-I-E-I-O
O-I-E-I-E
E-I-E-I-O
O-I-E-I-E
O-I-E-I-E
E-I-E-I-O
The flesh shall perish but the spirit lives a little bit longer.
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26. |
Fight Against Disease
01:00
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Join the fight against disease
Fight against disease
One who fights is not at ease and is therefore diseased
Fight against disease
Fight against disease
One who fights is not at ease and is therefore dis-e-a-s-e-d
We will win!
We will win!
We will win!
We will win!
We will win!
We will win!
We will w-i-n the
Fight against disease
Fight against disease
One who fights is not at ease and is therefore dis-
E!
Give me an A!
Give me an S!
Give me an E!
D
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27. |
If Your God Only Knew
02:12
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If your god only knew
That you were tryin'
To get with me
If your god only knew
That you were dissin' him
Just to talk to me
He’d probably leave you alone
Probably curse you out and hang up his phone
Bet he’d be glad that you were gone
‘cause he wouldn’t have to worry
If your god only knew
That I would want
To kick it with you
If your god could only see
How you be callin' me
Gettin' fresh with me
He’d probably leave you alone
Probably curse you out and hang up his phone
Bet he’d be glad that you were gone
‘cause he wouldn’t have to worry
No, he wouldn’t have to worry
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28. |
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Dustin Pedroia
Dustin Pedroia
Dustin Pedroia
Dustin Pedroia
Dustin Pedroia
Dustin Pedroia
Hydrates natural-l-y
From a tree, not a lab
Lemme get a little
Lemme get a little
Lemme get a little itty-bitty sip of your
Coconut water
Come on, come on, Mr. Pedroia
Come on, come on
Dustin Pedroia
Dustin Pedroia
Hydrates natural-l-y
From a tree, not a lab
Lemme get a little
Lemme get a little
Lemme get a little itty-bitty sip of your
Coconut water
Come on, come on, Mr. Pedroia
Come on, come on
Dustin Pedroia
Dustin Pedroia
Hydrates natural-l-y
From a tree, not a lab
Heyya, heyya, heyya, heyya, heyya, heyya, heyya, hey
Heyya, heyya, heyya, heyya, heyya, heyya, heyya, hey
Coconut water
Coconut water
Coconut water
Long Live
Boston
Red Sox
Second Baseman
Dustin Pedroia
Dustin Pedroia
Hydrates natural-l-y
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29. |
True Story
00:42
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"Tell us a story," I said to the bus driver.
"Tell you a story?" she said.
“Stories are lies. I don't tell lies."
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30. |
Dictator
01:20
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Dictator
I'll be your dictator
You be my dictakor
We'll be together for
Dictator
I'll be your dictator
You be my dictakor
We'll be together for
eva
eva
eva
eva-eva
eva
eva
eva
eva-eva
Get down
Get down
Get down on your knees and pray
for the light
of the world
to come
and be your
and be your
and be your dictator
foreva
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31. |
Better or Worse
00:42
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Just when you think that things can’t get any worse, they get even better.
Just when you think that things can’t get any better, they get even worse.
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32. |
Cigarette
00:34
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"Can I have a cigarette?"
"I only have one left."
"What's that have to do with me?"
"I don't want to go to the store today."
"Me neither."
"Say what?"
"Can I have a cigarette?"
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33. |
Baseball Burrito
01:26
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Almost better than beating New Yo-r-k
Almost better than beating New
Got big naturally
Ingredients you can tip your hat to
Right down the pipe
Free souvenir ball with every purchase
Equally good from both sides of the plate
It crowds the plate
Some are born great
Others are rolled that way
Our ingredients are in a whole different league
Clear the bases
Steroid free
Steroid free
Steroid free, free, f-r-e-e
Steroid
Going, going, gone
As American as beisbol
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34. |
Doodoostewin'
01:37
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Doo doo
Doo doo
Doodoostewin’ in my desire for you
Doo doo
Doo doo
Doodoostewin’ in my desire for you
Doo doo
Doo doo
Doodoostewin’ in my desire for you
Doo doo
Scooby doobie doobie doo doo doo doo
Doodoostewin’ in my desire for you
D double o
D double o
S-t-e-w-i-n apostrophe
In my desire for you
Shit, man
I’m burning
Like the
Burning like the wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild
Like the Wild Wild West
Doo doo
Doo doo
Doodoostewin’ in my desire for you
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35. |
Mac-ho Man
02:29
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I'm a hard mthrfckr
Ready to blow
Let me be your
Mac-ho Man
I'm a hard mthrfckr
Star of the show
Let me be your
Mac-ho Man
When I walk through the streets
Kings and queens step aside
When I walk through the streets
Kings and queens step aside
For the M to the A to the C to the H to the O to the M to the A to the N
Say my name
I'm a hard mthrfckr
Ready to blow
Let me be your
Mac-ho Man
You're a slave to the chain
I'm a Big Mac
Open wide
You're a slave to the chain
I'm a Big Mac
Open wider
For the M to the A to the C to the H to the O to the M to the A to the N
Say my name, yall
I'm a hard mthrfckr
Ready to blow
Let me be your
Mac-ho Man
I'm a hard mthrfckr
Star of the show
Let me be your
Mac-ho Man
I'm a hard mthrfckr
Bad to the b-b-b-bone
Let me be your
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36. |
Less is More
00:50
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I'll give you a penny, and I just might give you one more in the end.
What a precious, pretty penny! Do I really deserve this, my Lord?
My Lord? My lord!
Boy, you oughta cut the crap.
Take the penny, don't look back.
I'm no lord, but I'm no fool.
Lord knows you got nothin' to lose.
That's your bacon, bring it home.
Show your woman what you're worth.
Tell your children 2-Sense told you:
"2 is more than 1 but less is more."
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37. |
Wedding Song
00:54
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Bride so happy
she ends it all
kills her-
self and
husband
because
sure such bliss can’t last
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38. |
Nana
02:42
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Zayde Buti Boston, Massachusetts
Boston-based artist Zayde Buti's fusion of songwriting, humor, and performance art creates a thought-provoking and entertaining social commentary.
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