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Bobby & Susan

from i'm lovin' it by Zayde Buti

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lyrics

What?
What more is there to life than this?
Sweetie, come on
How much time do we have?
Next!
Folks, please give a warm, Poor Me A Dink welcome for Bobby and Susan:

(Audience applause)

Thank you, Susan
Thank you, Bobby
Glad you could join us
What's the problem?
Ah, I see
Yes, ok
Tell me, Susan
Is the sex to blame?
Oh, boy, that's a pickle
Hmm, let me think a little…

(Bob snores)

I'm an average fellow
Content within my fiction
Hoping, when it's over
He'll cart me off to heaven
I don't want to hear your two-sense
It hurts and, plus, I'm doing good:
Stomach's full, team's ahead
What more is there to life than this?

Whoa! Go easy, Bob!
Stomach's full, team's ahead
What more is there to life than this?
Oh, boy, that's a pickle
Hmm, let me think a little…
Stomach's full, team's ahead
What more is there to life than this?
What more is there to life than this?
Stomach's full, team's ahead
What more is there to life than this?

Bob, you're a liar!
What's more to life than this?
How 'bout the broad that you last slept with?

What do you want from me, huh?
It ain't my fault!
Hey, you know Lola -- she gets what she wants!
My cuckoocumber go 'goo-goo-gaa-gaa'
Ha-ha!
Mama, badda-boom, badda-bang!
Ain't that easy, Honey
I mean, when Nature calls?
Her Indonesian coconuts, they whispered to my cock:

"Hey there, Sexy, where's the cream filling?
I know your lousy marriage hasn't sealed this hungry villain."

I couldn't help myself!
Susan, I swear!
I'm the victim of me circus pants
It's not fair!

Relax, Bob
You've come clean
Have a card
Call me if need be
Remember, you're not alone
There are many more like you destined for this show

If, like Bob, you're the victim of life
If, like Sue, you're along for the ride
If you're the victim of a lousy hand,
A fickle god or a bad romance
Whatever 'if' is, you can count on us
If you have a problem, you know who to trust
But if you want a boost and if you want it fast
Shake, shake, shake:
Get Off Your Sorry Ass!

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from i'm lovin' it, released March 28, 2011
Lyrics and Music by Zayde Buti
Produced by Universal Tongues
Mastered by Mike Davidson at Mike Davidson Recordings

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Boston-based artist Zayde Buti's fusion of songwriting, humor, and performance art creates a thought-provoking and entertaining social commentary.

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